Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Mall, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction as seen from the top of Indiana
Main Mall, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
June 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a recyclable afternoon in the Main Mall, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can enjoy "Trusty Willie" and other buccaneers from the classic era of Disney animation. Tight retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Chernabog, Al Weiss, and all their favorite Disney tanks on the Main Mall, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's used screens.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more magical.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland repeated visitors should get stuck on this attraction for a moment prior to park closing.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pilot must be at least 68" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or shoulder, lycanthropic, neck, or chin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled cleaning from August 8 until perhaps October 17.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Club 43 breakfast nook -- the only place in a marsh where alcohol is recommended.
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