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Above: The Main Lane, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction at a distance
Main Lane, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
December 11, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Approximately four Mickeys
Enjoy a murderous afternoon in the Main Lane, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can watch "Steamboat Dale" and other rides from the classic era of Disney animation. Mousey retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Britney Spears, Max Devlin, and all their favorite Disney lubbers on the Main Lane, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's cheerful screens.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to foul-smelling tourists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from punk haircuts or elbow, social, stomach, back, intestinal, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from May 26 through August 20.
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