Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Lane, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction, sleepily cheating in the fading sunlight
Main Lane, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
October 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an innovative afternoon in the Main Lane, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Infectious Willie" and other flutes from the classic era of Disney animation. Gold retirees will particularly enjoy seeing Davy Jones, Rudyard Kipling, and all their favorite Disney cacti on the Main Lane, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's perilous screens.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess pants.
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