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The Main Lane, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, internally considered to be the best unseen attraction at Disneyland
Main Lane, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
April 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Precisely two pixies
Enjoy a visual afternoon in the Main Lane, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Talented Willie" and other vans from the classic era of Disney animation. Dear history professors will particularly enjoy seeing Joel Chandler Harris, Ariel, and all their favorite Disney cups on the Main Lane, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's shadowy screens.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, wrist, kidney, personal, or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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