Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Main Highway, U.S.A. Quadraplex attraction, daringly considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland
Main Highway, U.S.A. Quadraplex
October 20, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a Victorian afternoon in the Main Highway, U.S.A. Quadraplex, where you can enjoy "Whiskered Willie" and other radios from the classic era of Disney animation. Freaky youths ought to particularly enjoy seeing Tom, Chernabog, and all their favorite Disney vines on the Main Highway, U.S.A. Quadraplex's precision screens.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety waivers.
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