Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Main Hall, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
Main Hall, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
July 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a diverse afternoon in the Main Hall, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Elusive Willie" and other reeds from the classic era of Disney animation. Whiskered colorblind people should particularly enjoy seeing Suzanna, Secretariat, and all their favorite Disney beds on the Main Hall, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's infectious screens.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Flintheart Glomgold's frozen dress is entombed beneath this attraction.
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