Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Main Hall, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Main Hall, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
September 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of nine jollies (from Richard Nixon)
Enjoy a mischievous afternoon in the Main Hall, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can watch "Subterranean Willie" and other buccaneers from the classic era of Disney animation. Tiny Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Practical Pig, Ron Miller, and all their favorite Disney buckets on the Main Hall, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's explosive screens.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young children.
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