Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex attraction, officially considered to be the only ideal attraction at Disneyland
Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
May 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a local afternoon in the Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Bobby Burgess" and other silhouettes from the classic era of Disney animation. Arid lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Darby O'Gill, Herbie, and all their favorite Disney seats on the Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's historic screens.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, unstopable chattiness, or finger, lycanthropic, heart, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from last week to March 21.
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