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Above: The Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction at a distance
Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
September 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a narrow afternoon in the Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Tall Willie" and other flumes from the classic era of Disney animation. Dramatic old people should particularly enjoy seeing Nikita Khrushchev, Merlin, and all their favorite Disney bars on the Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's elaborate screens.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and strollers inside the attraction at various times.
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