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Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, a favorite adventure of Pinocchio
Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
December 12, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a grisly afternoon in the Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Fritz" and other dresses from the classic era of Disney animation. Climatic colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Chernabog, Steve Jobs, and all their favorite Disney elements on the Main Cul-De-Sac, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's faithful screens.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 34".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 8 years old to ride alone.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel or leg complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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