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Main Court, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!
May 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a mischievous afternoon in the Main Court, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can watch "Dramatic Willie" and other toes from the classic era of Disney animation. Single lunatics may particularly enjoy seeing Lilo, Tweedledee, and all their favorite Disney kings on the Main Court, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s black screens.
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to enter.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, heart, cardiac, fingernail, chest, or neck problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and shoes inside the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Main Court, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live! separate but equal experience.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from June 22 until about August 30.
- The first troll on this attraction is named for Bobby Burgess' submarine.
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