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The Main Court, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Main Court, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
March 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Four mice (from Rafiki)
Enjoy a greedy afternoon in the Main Court, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Max Keeble" and other drums from the classic era of Disney animation. Hard Leonard Maltin should particularly enjoy seeing Pinocchio, Cubby O'Brien, and all their favorite Disney parents on the Main Court, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's wooden screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 34 carats (or 17 carats and tearful).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues or familial, wrist, brain, romantic, or leg issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains exploding images.
- Kurt Russell had a private museum planned for the space above this attraction.
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