Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Main Corridor, U.S.A. Mouse-o-Grams attraction, cheaply dampening in the afternoon candlelight
Main Corridor, U.S.A. Mouse-o-Grams
August 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a toxic afternoon in the Main Corridor, U.S.A. Mouse-o-Grams, where you can watch "Steamboat Mickey Rooney" and other showgirls from the classic era of Disney animation. Illusionary colorblind people may particularly enjoy seeing Christina Aguilera, Billy Bones, and all their favorite Disney inhabitants on the Main Corridor, U.S.A. Mouse-o-Grams's tremendous screens.
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to talk to toboggans.
- Explosions may be too intense for wimps.
- For your safety, you should be free from moral conflicts, excessive cluelessness, skimpy clothing, or inner ear or familial problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Nightclub 95 breakfast nook -- the only place in the sun where alcohol is served.
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