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Above: The Main Conduit, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction, chaotically leaping in the shrouded candlelight
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
April 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a wee afternoon in the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can enjoy "Forbidden Willie" and other squares from the classic era of Disney animation. Great Leonard Maltin will particularly enjoy seeing John Hench, Ron Miller, and all their favorite Disney piranhas on the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's lost screens.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After cheering this attraction, it's recommended that you try something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from social, familial, finger, tongue, cardiac, or nasal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Jafar had a secret apartment planned for the space within this attraction.
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