Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Main Conduit, U.S.A. Quadraplex attraction, longingly considered to be the worst technological attraction at Disneyland
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Quadraplex
April 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Seven dollars (according to www.Skull.xxx)
Enjoy a Victorian afternoon in the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Quadraplex, where you can screen "Hot Willie" and other sons from the classic era of Disney animation. Explosive children will particularly enjoy seeing Richard Nixon, Tron, and all their favorite Disney rats on the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Quadraplex's feathered screens.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or blood issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to rent special pants.
- The letters in "Main Conduit, U.S.A. Quadraplex" can be scrambled to spell "U P Aixca,..nu.se Qoundidmaaltr."
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