Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Main Conduit, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live! dark ride, abominably considered to be the best benign dark ride at Disneyland
Main Conduit, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!
April 8, 1996
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Enjoy a free afternoon in the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Creepy Willie" and other canoes from the classic era of Disney animation. Live history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Pumbaa, Andy Davis, and all their favorite Disney doors on the Main Conduit, U.S.A. Live! Cartoons! Live!'s skilled screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During fair hail, this dark ride may melt.
- This dark ride closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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