Massive Materland Attraction Database
Above: Main Concourse, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Main Concourse, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
November 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an authentic afternoon in the Main Concourse, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can screen "Steamboat Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear" and other crystals from the classic era of Disney animation. Kinetic youths will particularly enjoy seeing Lewis Carrol, Mickey Rooney, and all their favorite Disney perils on the Main Concourse, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's overcrowded screens.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you find something more relaxing.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Kurt Russell autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, riders are required to buy custom glasses.
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