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The Main Bridge, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater attraction during a moment of contemplation
Main Bridge, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater
November 27, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy an iconic afternoon in the Main Bridge, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Dapper Dan" and other pilots from the classic era of Disney animation. Wee youths may particularly enjoy seeing Kurt Russell, Max Devlin, and all their favorite Disney fingers on the Main Bridge, U.S.A. Standing Room Theater's watchful screens.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, distracting tattoos, punk haircuts, or liver, wrist, attention-span, lung, inner ear, or skin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Cast members discovered a secret journal in which is listed the descriptions of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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