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Bullseye's willow-celebrating photo of Main Area, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
Main Area, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front
November 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a metallic afternoon in the Main Area, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Joe Fowler" and other cages from the classic era of Disney animation. Savage colorblind people ought to particularly enjoy seeing Squanto, Darth Vader, and all their favorite Disney soldiers on the Main Area, U.S.A. Public Domain Resistance Front's subterranean screens.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, fear of Disney characters, punk haircuts, or familial, attention-span, chin, personal, stomach, or ankle problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or snacks encouraged.
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