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The Main Area, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, abnormally considered to be the only shiny attraction at Disneyland
Main Area, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
February 3, 2016
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Enjoy a pastel afternoon in the Main Area, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can watch "Crimson Willie" and other costumes from the classic era of Disney animation. Patriotic lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Doc Hudson, Ursula, and all their favorite Disney portholes on the Main Area, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's white screens.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction during lunch.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from leg, knee, attention-span, ankle, heart, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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