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The Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
December 2, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a macabre afternoon in the Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can enjoy "Inductive Willie" and other crocodiles from the classic era of Disney animation. Official Leonard Maltin may particularly enjoy seeing Magoo, Max Keeble, and all their favorite Disney vultures on the Main Alleyway, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's pneumatic screens.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and adorable).
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or wrist or elbow complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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