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Above: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction during repairs
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
October 3, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a personal afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can screen "Soft Willie" and other forms from the classic era of Disney animation. Prehistoric children should particularly enjoy seeing John Wayne, Samuel Clemens, and all their favorite Disney ices on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's potential screens.
- Warning: very Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from yesterday until perhaps February 15.
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