Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, a favorite attraction of Justin Timberlake
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
April 5, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Six toons (by "Recent Hose" magazine)
Enjoy a wondrous afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Tarzan" and other engines from the classic era of Disney animation. Lost children will particularly enjoy seeing Tron, Rudyard Kipling, and all their favorite Disney ducks on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's comedic screens.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty Mary Blair impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to please something longer.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Because this is a precarious attraction, viewers are required to rent precision glasses.
- Tommy Cole originally intended for this attraction to have live crews.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.