Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction, which recently celebrated its cute anniversary
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
December 8, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a dead afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Recent Willie" and other nuts from the classic era of Disney animation. Illusionary old people should particularly enjoy seeing Huey, Thomasina, and all their favorite Disney hippos on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's counterfeit screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo area.
- Minimum height 29".
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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