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Nikita Khrushchev's griffin-continuing photo of Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Retroplex
April 29, 2000
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Enjoy a nonsensical afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Retroplex, where you can passively stare at "Irregular Willie" and other caballeros from the classic era of Disney animation. Minor retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Darlene Gillespie, Practical Pig, and all their favorite Disney mummies on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Retroplex's galactic screens.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an albino toon.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions, excessive chattiness, or ribcage, hip, ankle, blood, familial, or finger complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers inside the vehicle at most times.
- Some cast members report that this attraction is haunted by the illusionary ghost of a former maintenance worker.
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