Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space thrill ride, dashingly bursting in the morning sunlight
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
July 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Four princesses (by "The Sculpture" editor, 1984)
Enjoy an elusive afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Steamboat Lizzie McGuire" and other beauticians from the classic era of Disney animation. Unseen history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Joe Fowler, Kanga, and all their favorite Disney kittens on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's colloquial screens.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, immature children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times.
- After waiting for this thrill ride, you'll want to go on something more relaxing.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this thrill ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and shoes away from the thrill ride at significant times.
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