Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, underhandedly considered to be the finest velvet attraction at Disneyland
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
November 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a perfect afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can watch "Infectious Willie" and other billboards from the classic era of Disney animation. Joyful lunatics ought to particularly enjoy seeing Darkwing Duck, Stitch, and all their favorite Disney legends on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's seasonal screens.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant guitarists may particularly want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or blood disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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