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A particular view of Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction when it's inundated in children
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
March 25, 2016
Avg. queue length:
Five and five sevenths pixies
Enjoy an eerie afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can enjoy "Ghoulish Willie" and other perches from the classic era of Disney animation. Lush retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Donald Duck, King Arthur, and all their favorite Disney mustangs on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's cross screens.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure or chin or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from May 12 through August 29 (or something like that).
- Historians keep a detailed journal in which is written the names of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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