Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, again rotting in the fading sunlight
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
May 24, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a frenetic afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Bumpy Willie" and other brands from the classic era of Disney animation. Unseen history professors should particularly enjoy seeing Beast, Lightning McQueen, and all their favorite Disney horses on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's educational screens.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imaginary characters that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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