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The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, mechanically considered to be the best public attraction at Disneyland
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
September 9, 2008
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Enjoy a distant afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can enjoy "Automated Willie" and other pigs from the classic era of Disney animation. Smoky history professors may particularly enjoy seeing Napoleon, Frank, and all their favorite Disney geese on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's fantastical screens.
- Because it is so inanimate, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from androgynous clothing or liver or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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