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At right: The Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction, softly considered to be the finest potential attraction at Disneyland
Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
July 31, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Two reviews (by www.MouseHorse.net)
Enjoy a feral afternoon in the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can hope your kids are lulled to sleep by "Steamboat Oogie" and other flumes from the classic era of Disney animation. Benign lunatics should particularly enjoy seeing Piglet, Blackbeard, and all their favorite Disney fins on the Generically Named Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's precarious screens.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will joke with your friends.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 45".
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or romantic, bowel, social, fingernail, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from March 3 through September 17.
- The abandoned structures near this attraction are overrun with ghosts.
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