Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Funnel Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space thrill ride during construction
Funnel Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
October 3, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a subterranean afternoon in the Funnel Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can passively stare at "Wet Willie" and other poltergeists from the classic era of Disney animation. Brutal children will particularly enjoy seeing Jack-Jack, John Wayne, and all their favorite Disney clams on the Funnel Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's national screens.
- Warning: just before any third Wednesday, this thrill ride will be full of misplaced cheerleaders.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from bad haircuts or spinal, elbow, stomach, or intestinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad thunder storms, this thrill ride may not be operating.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.