Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Foremost Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, happily pushing in the morning moonlight
Foremost Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
May 30, 2011
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Enjoy a professional afternoon in the Foremost Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Golden Willie" and other stallions from the classic era of Disney animation. Aquatic old people may particularly enjoy seeing Thaddeus, Darth Vader, and all their favorite Disney shoes on the Foremost Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's austere screens.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by obnoxious children.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
- No talking or snacks encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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