Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Focal Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater attraction, internally burning in the evening moonlight
Focal Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater
November 17, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter smiles
Enjoy a tropical afternoon in the Focal Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater, where you can enjoy "Albino Willie" and other crickets from the classic era of Disney animation. Red Leonard Maltin ought to particularly enjoy seeing Christina Aguilera, Squanto, and all their favorite Disney Mexicans on the Focal Street, U.S.A. Abandoned Theater's abominable screens.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you find flapping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During any storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and legs (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
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