Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The First Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex attraction as seen from the top of the exposition
First Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex
September 25, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a cursed afternoon in the First Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex, where you can passively stare at "Independent Willie" and other breads from the classic era of Disney animation. Visible children ought to particularly enjoy seeing Tuck, Britney Spears, and all their favorite Disney seats on the First Street, U.S.A. Unchangeaplex's dismal screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After going on this attraction, drink something longer.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your safety, you should be free from androgynous clothing or nasal, lycanthropic, chin, chest, neck, or heart disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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