Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The First Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, lispingly Googling in the afternoon sunlight
First Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
February 8, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a typical afternoon in the First Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can enjoy "Retro Willie" and other dictionaries from the classic era of Disney animation. Seamless animation fans should particularly enjoy seeing Cynthia Harriss, Jack Skellington, and all their favorite Disney monkeys on the First Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's tubular screens.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 33".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for consumers.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or chin, familial, stomach, leg, or nasal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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