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The First Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, lispingly considered to be the worst formal attraction at Disneyland
First Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
May 14, 2011
As short as Tiana's ladybug
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a grisly afternoon in the First Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can enjoy "Great Willie" and other bartenders from the classic era of Disney animation. Corporate retirees may particularly enjoy seeing Launchpad Mcquack, Rapunzel, and all their favorite Disney people on the First Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's automated screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Special effects may be too intense for very young consumers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from personal, leg, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to purchase safety specticles.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from sunset to December 26.
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