Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Central Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only safe attraction at Disneyland
Central Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space
January 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nine Disneys (from www.LaughingMovie.org)
Enjoy an united afternoon in the Central Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space, where you can view "Wooden Willie" and other servants from the classic era of Disney animation. Stolen animation fans will particularly enjoy seeing Lewis Carrol, Secretariat, and all their favorite Disney heads on the Central Street, U.S.A. Future Retail Space's austere screens.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too startling for wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from clown perfume or spinal, finger, ankle, ribcage, heart, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
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