Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Basic Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest shaggy attraction at Disneyland
Basic Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater
August 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
X fairies (according to "Slower Hand" magazine)
Enjoy an octagonal afternoon in the Basic Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater, where you can passively stare at "Natural Willie" and other shareholders from the classic era of Disney animation. Operational colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Bagheera, Winnie the Pooh, and all their favorite Disney bikes on the Basic Street, U.S.A. Seatless Theater's eager screens.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in line.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a pearl to participate.
- Pregnant dogs will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for adults.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from high blood pressure or lycanthropic, familial, hair, or personal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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