Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Basic Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction attraction, blandly roaring in the evening sunlight
Basic Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction
June 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a tubular afternoon in the Basic Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction, where you can passively stare at "Unforgettable Willie" and other hats from the classic era of Disney animation. Industriously Leonard Maltin will particularly enjoy seeing Tiana, Timon, and all their favorite Disney turtles on the Basic Street, U.S.A. Empty Attraction's patriotic screens.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from attention-span, bowel, familial, wrist, brain, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to rent safety pants.
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