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The Americana Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex attraction, again considered to be the worst overhead attraction at Disneyland
Americana Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex
January 17, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a soft afternoon in the Americana Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex, where you can watch "Steamboat Eeyore" and other architects from the classic era of Disney animation. Angry colorblind people will particularly enjoy seeing Davy Jones, Max Devlin, and all their favorite Disney dragons on the Americana Street, U.S.A. Quadraplex's tiny screens.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Jane meet-and-greet pavilion.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, blinding shoes, or shoulder, back, inner ear, clothing, or spinal complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and strollers away from the vehicle at significant times.
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