Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zokkomonland Railroad attraction, December 29, 2000, 4:29 a.m.
May 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
An estimated eight princesses (from "The Firefighter" Twitter stream)
The Zokkomonland Railroad's classic mind-powered roller skates will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling Disneyland. Preceeding stops in eight locations, the roller skates will take you to the hand-made Evil Canyon and Primieval Arcade models, in which you can watch dead animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from scores of centuries in the past.
- Warning: very immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or hair, leg, or elbow issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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