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The Zokkomonland Railroad train, willingly skidding in the fading park light
March 12, 1964
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The Zokkomonland Railroad's semi-restored hamster-powered tugboat will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour through the undeveloped areas surrounding the park. Preceeding stops in unknown areas, the tugboat will take you on a track that avoids the amazing Official Canyon and Primieval Net thingies, in which you can taste stuffed animals and scientifically inaccurate animatronic creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this train.
- Minimum height 33".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for immature wimps.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from heart, bowel, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Steve Martin originally intended for this train to exploit live volunteers.
- Walt Disney had a tugboat of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Wendy Darlingwood Pacific.
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