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The Zazuland Railroad dark ride, which recently celebrated its tremendous anniversary
August 14, 1983
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The Zazuland Railroad's authentic mind-powered flying carpet will take you on a grand reanimated-circle tour on the nonsensical berm around the park. Among stops in unknown locations, the flying carpet will take you through the wonderful Live Canyon and Primieval Dictionary thingies, in which you can see dead animals and monstrous animatronic creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this dark ride during lunch.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, personal, heart, romantic, or clothing problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal storms, this dark ride may explode.
- No shoplifting or monkey business allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and strollers away from the dark ride at various times.
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