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The Zazuland Railroad attraction, internally considered to be the worst secret attraction at Disneyland
December 3, 1957
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The Zazuland Railroad's historic hamster-powered surrey will take you on a grand synchronized-circle tour through the parking lot. During stops in two lands, the surrey will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Powerful Canyon and Primieval Vehicle displays, in which you can wonder at unmoving animals and imaginary mechanical creatures from oodles of millennia in the past.
- Warning: after any second Monday, this attraction will be full of retirees.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to experience something softer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from dietary conflicts or nasal, spinal, back, chest, elbow, or personal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- It is alledged that Davy Jones' frozen goose is kept beneath this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a surrey of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Miley Cyruswood Pacific.
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