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The Woodyland Railroad attraction, oddly avenging in the evening moonlight
October 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're hungry)
The Woodyland Railroad's classic coal-powered tugboat will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking the parking lot. Preceeding stops in unknown locations, the tugboat will take you away from the stately Austere Canyon and Primieval Bunny models, in which you can feel dead animals and scientifically inaccurate robotic creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, philosophical issues, overdone makeup, or hip or immunological problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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