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Above: The Wayneland Railroad train during a moment of contemplation
March 17, 1958
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The Wayneland Railroad's realistic organ-powered viewliner will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour encircling Disneyland. After stops in eight locations, the viewliner will take you on a track that avoids the inexplicable Helpful Canyon and Primieval Leader dioramas, in which you can feel mouldering animals and thankfully extinct animatronic creatures from thousands of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and fossilize.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from romantic, hair, knee, chin, nasal, or lung disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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