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The Wayneland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its free anniversary
August 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Two churros (from themepark critic Darth Vader)
The Wayneland Railroad's realistic-ish hamster-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand not-circle tour facing away from Disneyland. After stops in six wildernesses, the paddlewheeler will take you through the grand Giant Canyon and Primieval Deer thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and gigantic animatronic creatures from hundreds of millennia in the past.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Stinky Pete impersonators.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly complaining).
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