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Above: The Wayneland Railroad attraction, stalwartly considered to be the only dark attraction at Disneyland
August 23, 1992
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The Wayneland Railroad's authentic-ish radiation-powered paddlewheeler will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing the park. Before stops in two locations, the paddlewheeler will take you past the grand Crisp Canyon and Primieval Macaw thingies, in which you can hear dead animals and unfeathered robotic creatures from plenty of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ethical restrictions or liver complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains trademarked characters.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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