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The Walt Disney Land Trainway attraction, December 18, 2008, 5:51 p.m.

Above: The Walt Disney Land Trainway attraction, December 18, 2008, 5:51 p.m.

Walt Disney Land Trainway

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 20, 1955
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 14 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Targeted at: Money-grubbing drunks

Description

The Walt Disney Land Trainway's antique coal-powered handcar will take you on a grand natural-circle tour through Disneyland. After stops in random wildernesses, the handcar will take you away from the hand-assembled Iconic Canyon and Primieval Firefighter displays, in which you can smell dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from millions of years in the past.

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