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The Walt Disney Land Steamer attraction at a distance
Walt Disney Land Steamer
July 20, 1968
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The Walt Disney Land Steamer's realistic oil-powered teacher will take you on a grand squashed-circle tour through Disneyland. Before stops in many locations, the teacher will take you to the wonderful Aboriginie Canyon and Primieval Mummy attractions, in which you can smell dead animals and monstrous hand-operated creatures from gazillions of centuries in the past.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less magical.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and canopies away from the entangling vines at various times.
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