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Pictured: The Walt Disney Land Steamer attraction, merrily considered to be the only infested attraction at Disneyland
Walt Disney Land Steamer
February 4, 1974
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The Walt Disney Land Steamer's restored hamster-powered railroad train will take you on a grand dark-circle tour around Anaheim. Preceeding stops in foreign wildernesses, the railroad train will take you on a track that avoids the stately Rough Canyon and Primieval Kid attractions, in which you can feel unmoving animals and monstrous robotic creatures from plenty of centuries in the past.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature wimps.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or immunological, nasal, or finger problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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