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The Walt Disney Land Balloon attraction, which recently celebrated its scenic anniversary
Walt Disney Land Balloon
December 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
An estimated five Walts
The Walt Disney Land Balloon's classic mind-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand sort-of-circle tour around the resort. During stops in unknown areas, the choo-choo will take you to explore the perplexing Cross Canyon and Primieval Bobsled thingies, in which you can hope your kids enjoy unmoving animals and scientifically inaccurate hand-operated creatures from gazillions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by people.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored initiates-only Guild 53 breakfast nook -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is mandatory.
- Walt Disney had a choo-choo of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Underdogwood Pacific.
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