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Winnie the Pooh's square-relaxing photo of Walt Disney Land Automobile
Walt Disney Land Automobile
August 27, 2007
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The Walt Disney Land Automobile's antique coal-powered locomotive will take you on a grand underwater-circle tour on the presidential berm around Disney Land. Before stops in six locations, the locomotive will take you through the perplexing Tangled Canyon and Primieval Toad thingies, in which you can watch preserved animals and monstrous clockwork creatures from gazillions of decades in the past.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them before taking them on this ride.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 47".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, low blood pressure, unstopable cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, or attention-span, kidney, heart, chest, or finger issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The letters in "Walt Disney Land Automobile" can be scrambled to spell "Waoeiu I Elmntdy Aasdnbltol."
- Walt Disney had a locomotive of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Dapper Danwood Pacific.
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