Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Picture: The Walkerland Railroad attraction, dashingly considered to be the only senior attraction at Disney Land
August 3, 2001
Avg. queue length:
66 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
Zero and a quarter animators
The Walkerland Railroad's semi-realistic steam-powered choo-choo will take you on a grand semi-circle tour through the parking lot. Preceeding stops in four locations, the choo-choo will take you past the wonderous Wee Canyon and Primieval Partner displays, in which you can smell pickled animals and Bible-contradicting animatronic creatures from hundreds of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Annoyance may occur.
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