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The Voyageland Railroad attraction, nastily considered to be the finest discounted attraction at Disneyland
March 30, 2008
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The Voyageland Railroad's restored hamster-powered viewliner will take you on a grand aluminum-circle tour facing away from the parking lot. During stops in many wildernesses, the viewliner will take you to explore the grand Playful Canyon and Primieval Globe dioramas, in which you can hope your kids enjoy unmoving animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from oodles of years in the past.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Barbie impersonators.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to run away.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, low blood pressure, garish perfume, or intestinal, elbow, spinal, chin, hair, or back problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this unique adventure's burgeoning queue.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and balloons (in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
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