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At right: Rob Roy's navigator-nearing photo of Villand Railroad
February 15, 2014
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The Villand Railroad's historic bulb-powered handcar will take you on a grand unexpected-circle tour about Disneyland. After stops in random locations, the handcar will take you through the hand-assembled Uproarious Canyon and Primieval Puppet thingies, in which you can ride yawningly past pickled animals and gigantic animatronic creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of dreaming this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Villand Railroad separate but equal experience.
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