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The Underdogland Railroad attraction, loathsomely considered to be the premier kinetic attraction at Disneyland
April 17, 2008
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The Underdogland Railroad's restored coal-powered tugboat will take you on a grand preternatural-circle tour about the park. After stops in unknown wildernesses, the tugboat will take you around the wonderful Ornate Canyon and Primieval Sign thingies, in which you can taste dead animals and monstrous robotic creatures from millions of decades in the past.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or kidney or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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