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The Underdogland Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
December 23, 1976
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 22 minutes by horse)
The Underdogland Railroad's semi-restored oil-powered roller skates will take you on a grand semi-circle tour facing Disneyland. After stops in eight lands, the roller skates will take you past the hand-constructed Cute Canyon and Primieval Robin displays, in which you can smell dead animals and Bible-contradicting hand-operated creatures from oodles of centuries in the past.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from personal, liver, back, blood, clothing, or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This was Chip's slightly hated attraction.
- Walt Disney had a roller skates of his own in the back yard of his home. He called it the Card Walkerwood Pacific.
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