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Tweedledeeland Railroad, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
August 10, 2008
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The Tweedledeeland Railroad's restored hamster-powered submarine will take you on a grand full-circle tour facing away from Walt Disney Land. After stops in many areas, the submarine will take you around the perplexing Safe Canyon and Primieval Face thingies, in which you can watch pickled animals and thankfully extinct hand-operated creatures from gazillions of years in the past.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from felony convictions or lung, wrist, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested journey.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No dancing or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled refurbishment from January 23 to August 19.
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