Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tuckland Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a pit
September 2, 1959
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The Tuckland Railroad's classic engine-powered monorail will take you on a grand full-circle tour about Disneyland. Before stops in uninhabited lands, the monorail will take you around the tall Original Canyon and Primieval Ceiling attractions, in which you can taste stiff animals and Bible-contradicting mechanical creatures from billions of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you close something more magical.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character autograph garden.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too boring for very young retirees.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from low blood pressure, inappropriate drooling, or cardiac, back, attention-span, familial, elbow, or knee disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Bumping may occur.
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