Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tronland Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its industrious anniversary
July 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're operational)
The Tronland Railroad's historic-ish coal-powered viewliner will take you on a grand full-circle tour overlooking Disneyland. Before stops in uninhabited locations, the viewliner will take you through the inexplicable Ominous Canyon and Primieval Pineapple exhibits, in which you can hope your kids enjoy dead animals and Jurassic-Park-like robotic creatures from scores of bad dinosaur movies in the past.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and wearing Americans).
- Maximum IQ 111.
- Must be at least 50" tall and 20 years old to ride a second time.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature children and some adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure or shoulder, inner ear, or personal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and shoes (in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from July 23 until perhaps November 23.
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